Brothers Grimm Groupie Mugs

"What a big lottery win you have, Grandma."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Dynamite little combo

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Hansel and Gretal

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Two boys eating ice cream

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

Grim's Fairytales

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Nick Cave.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

ABBA

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

Friends and champagne

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"You're dragging the beat."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'