Brother Who Loves History Gifts

"And don't think I can't see you back there, Michelangelo!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Mafeking - sill waiting to be relieved

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Lucky Stars.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'Where does this go?'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Ad Valorem

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

England.

Trump Memorial

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Campaign 2010.

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

British Prime Ministers.

The Wellington Statue.

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'