Broomstick Operator Pillows

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Here we are."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Rocket and Witch Race

'She's still a novice yet.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witch dice.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Witch Online

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Speeding again, Margaret?

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

Witch's Snowman.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Witches

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

Bad news - you got termites.

'Sorry you've failed'

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

A witch gets ready to go out