Broomstick Riding Pillows

"So...you drive stick."

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Rocket and Witch Race

'She's still a novice yet.'

Witch dice.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

Witch Online

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Speeding again, Margaret?

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

"Probably texting."

A witch gets ready to go out

Math Department Janitor

Witch

'Sorry you've failed'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Playing Golf with a Broom

"Sorry I'm late, boss - I overswept..."