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Math Department Janitor

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Rocket and Witch Race

'She's still a novice yet.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witch dice.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

Witch Online

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

Witches

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Witch's Snowman.

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Speeding again, Margaret?

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

'Sorry you've failed'

Bad news - you got termites.

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

I hate when he does that.