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Playing Golf with a Broom

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Rocket and Witch Race

'She's still a novice yet.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witch dice.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

Witch Online

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

Lucy was not just a wicked witch...she was like totally wicked!!

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Speeding again, Margaret?

Witch's Snowman.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

Witch

A witch gets ready to go out

'Sorry you've failed'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

I hate when he does that.