Bronze Seeker Pillows

Turbo Tan.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Can't Touch This

"You used to be that ambitious."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …