Bronx Storyteller Pillows

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Creativity

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Like Minded

Men dancing

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'