Bronco Busters Mugs

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

Killing Santa

Nitrogen Emissions

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

"Hang on, kid!"

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

Cut down your own tree.

Career in a rut? Call ********* The recruitment specialists.

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

For Timely Filing

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

Bank - For The Convenience Of Customers This Branch Has Been Moved To Tierra Del Fuego Where It Will Open On Alternative Tuesday Afternoons

I hate this bunker!

Model CO2

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

'How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? We end the reign of terror today!!'