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Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

Everything's coming up roses!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'She's a vegetarian.'

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

All baking done on the premises

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

'Finally we meet.'

'Thanks for the coffee, Mary. Oh, and please order flowers for my mother and my parent company.'