Broadway Buff Prints

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'Your script is a completely unimaginitive, hackneyed rag, and therefore we're prepared to pay you top dollar for it.'

"Commuters"

Andrew Lloyd Webber

It's called West Side Soiree.

Merry Widow

Liza Minnelli

"After his success in the film industry, Chewbacca tried his luck on broadway but failed because of the language barrier."

After his success in the film industry, Chewbacca tried his luck on broadway but failed because of the language barrier.

Stephen Sondheim, 1930-2021

Fred Astaire

Restoration Comedy - Closed for Re-Building

"I should warn anyone listening that I throw in a couple of Lloyd-Webber numbers toward the end of this medley."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Excuse me sir but this is Peckham.'

Upper West Side Story

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

South Pork

Cole Porter Prison: "Night and day, spike, you are the one")

"Oh, come on!!"

"I do a lot of Off-Broadway -- you know, like this."

"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Toss me, you chump! I've got "Little Mermaid" tickets for 8:00 o'clock!"

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Backfire

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

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