Broadcast Critic Prints

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

Trial by Media

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'What does it say, Dad?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Can't Touch This

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."