British Weather Warriors T-Shirts

'That's the soggy lost glove mountain.'

Captain in a storm

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Shoes Make The Man

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Watering the garden in the rain.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Weather today.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'