British Weather Warriors T-Shirts

'That's the soggy lost glove mountain.'

Captain in a storm

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Watering the garden in the rain.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Weather today.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Used to it.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.