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Weasel being fined for trading in imperial measures.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Music Box

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Flava Superba

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"