British Nostalgia Lover Prints

Weasel being fined for trading in imperial measures.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Creepy Camp Stories.

Flava Superba

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Skipping

Madonna.

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"