British Mythology Buffs T-Shirts

'King Arthur discovers camel lot'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Toadstools

Lesser known greek gods,

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Recalculating route..."

Divine Desk Bins

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Life and Death

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

The Mummy's Purse...

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

The princess and the key

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Santa Elevator

Giant Headless Horseman

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Online Dating for Dummies

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Vodka

"My new day job is killing me."

Starbucks Siren

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'