British Literature Buff Gifts

Mr. Pickwick sits for his portrait

Virginia Woolf.

Larry's Literary Market

Benedict Cumberbatch

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

John Bunyan

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Great British Eccentrics.

Robocop and Juliet.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dating an English Major

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Thomas Hardy

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

After the Sentence

I love the Shard

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Shakespeare Street

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up