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Bill Bailey

Ronnie Corbett

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

Ronnie Barker

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Cat Hecklers

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Beware of the frog"

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'