British Cinema Fan Gifts

Robbie Coltrane

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Barristers

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Time for Tea!

Now Playing at the Europlex

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

50 Year Celebrations.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Elizabeth II

I want to be a lawn!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Millennial Splaining