Bringing Home A Kitten Mugs

"My CV. In case a spot opens up in the house."

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Hell No Kitty

The Not So Wild West

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Cat Day Planner.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Zen Kitten

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"