Bringing Home A Kitten Mugs

"My CV. In case a spot opens up in the house."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

The Not So Wild West

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Cat Day Planner.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'