Bring Your Kid To Work Day T-Shirts

'Being it's Bring-Your-Kid-To-Work-Day, I thought Randall could give you some lessons in Tweeting.'

'I hate 'bring your kid to work' day!'

''Bring Your Kid To Work Day' was a disaster - they changed all the screen savers to Justin Beiber.'

"I've noticed that you always think it's 'bring your kid to work day' whenever you're having trouble finding a childminder."

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Man with post it note

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 every week, but at the rate of 20 a day.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'Gesundheite!'

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

Welcome to our meeting!

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.