Bright Thinker Gifts

Patents office, "That looks like a brilliant idea Mr Edison"

A Very Good Idea

Life begins at conceptualization!

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Paul Ree

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Real Life/Surreal Life

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"