Bright Minds Gifts

How do bright women get pregnant?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Business Meeting

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Lost and Profound.

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

"The electric light has already been invented..."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Cutting down the Brain

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Come back tomorrow.' - 'I tried that but you were busy.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'How can I put this....?'

A Very Good Idea

Lightbulb Maker

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

The Magnificent Mindo!

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

The Cowards Way Out.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

Patents office, "That looks like a brilliant idea Mr Edison"