Brief Chat Enthusiast Prints

'How are this morning, briefly?'

Woman on the phone.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Let's just do the top layer."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"I look at a man's hands. If he has long fingers it usually means he has long toes."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .