Brief Binder Prints

"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

The Frog Prince

Waiting for Pants

Addicted to reading

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

White Collar Crime.

Appointments and Disappointments

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Businessman Panhandling

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Manager.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"I keep losing the plot."

'That was some grueling meeting. The minutes were kept but the hours were lost.'

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"

'I'll show you what's in mine if you'll show me what's in yours.'

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."