Bridal Shop Owner T-Shirts

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Labor Day Flowers

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Online Shopping.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Honesty in retail

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.