Bridal Musicians Prints

Bride and groom cellists

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Wedding Selfie

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Bride playing cello

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

Wedding Invites

Violinist Bride

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

Wedding nose ring

'You may kiss the bride, but no tongue.'

'They must want cash. They're registered at three banks and two credit unions.'

'I'll bet you paid less for your photo studio than I paid for her dress.'

'And where do you think you're going dressed like that, young lady?'

'Are you sure you've given this marriage a fair chance?'

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."

"I peed in the shower. . . than got attacked by the bride and her friends."

"Do you mind if I bring a few friends back for tea, Mummy?"

'I'm warning you, Melanie -- when you dress like that, you're just looking for trouble!'