Bridal Laughter Loving Prints

"Sex, good lord! But everyone told me you were only marrying me for my money!"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'You may now kick the bride.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

When Female Leopards Marry.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Just married.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

Trouble Ahead

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'I should warn you -- I don't have any tattoos.'

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

Hen do!

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."