Bridal Laughter Loving Prints

"Sex, good lord! But everyone told me you were only marrying me for my money!"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'You may now kick the bride.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

'No, you don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

When Female Leopards Marry.

Just married.

Trouble Ahead

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

'I should warn you -- I don't have any tattoos.'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

Hen do!

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'