Bridal Bliss Appreciator T-Shirts

'You may kiss the bride, but no tongue.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Rating the Sunset

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Hats and Greetings

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'How lovely, you're engaged! Now I can finally plan the wedding my mother never wanted.'

Pachelbel at weddings

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

'No, you can't speak to my husband. He's sitting on the naughty step.'

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

Wedding Car

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."