Bridal Bliss Appreciator T-Shirts

'You may kiss the bride, but no tongue.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Rating the Sunset

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

Hats and Greetings

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'How lovely, you're engaged! Now I can finally plan the wedding my mother never wanted.'

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

'No, you can't speak to my husband. He's sitting on the naughty step.'

Pachelbel at weddings

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"It's a parking ticket, madam. The prosecution doesn't need you to testify against your husband."

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

Wedding Car

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."