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Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Unemotional Support Animal

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Service."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'