Brick-and-mortar Loyalist Mugs

'Personally, I preferred it when you left the house for shopping.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Please feel free to browse."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'We're still crazy then ...'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Where is global warming when you want it?

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"