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Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Robot porn.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Acne Automation Works Outing

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Heat Wave Podium

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Scranton the Ride

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

The Masons.

"$119? I can get this on the internet for $36!"

'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'

I'm not a rabbit

"Oh no! Are bellbottoms back in fashion again?!"

"There's something wrong with CareerBot. He keeps telling kids they can group up to be whatever they want to be."

Bonding in the Electronic Age

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."