Brick-and-click Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Lego Haircut

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Building Blocks.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

He still refuses to upgrade.

Church Restoration Fund.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Brick and Mortar

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

Clear construction agreements are important.

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

You may now update your Facebook status.

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'