Bric-a-brac Enthusiast Prints

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Lego Haircut

"Lovely dovetail."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Church Restoration Fund.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Brick and Mortar

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Artisanal Pottery

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Bricklayer

Where is global warming when you want it?

A man working on a model airplane

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"The innocence seems forced."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

William Morris

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."