Brewery Visits Prints

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Real Beer People

Pints of Lager

You've done it again, Harry.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"