Brewery Visits Mugs

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"So much for that vintage!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Real Beer People

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Pints of Lager

You've done it again, Harry.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'