Brew-tiful Neighbor Mugs

"We've got to get rid of them somehow. Offer them one of your home-made beers"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'You've had enough.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Bitter End

You've done it again, Harry.

Beer Lunch

The Coffee Tattoo

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Wish You Were Beer

"High Priest"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'My first drink since my accident.'