Breath Easy Champion Pillows

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.