Breaktime Hero Pillows

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

Stress

Toastquest!

The Procrastinatorium.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"It's his creative time."

The Invention of Country Music.

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

Knights of the Coffee Table

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

Broken-hearted young man placing an advertisement in the paper.