Breaking Into The Art World T-Shirts

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Children's Art Show.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Children's Imagination

Easter Candy Island.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Donald Glover

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Jack and the Snowman.