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'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Children's Art Show.

"It's a mobile."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Children's Imagination

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Jack and the Snowman.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."