Breakfast Cereals Mugs

"You know, there really is room for intelligent debate between writer and reader. I'm writing a letter to the editor! People need to voice their opinions."

While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"This whole Latino food marketing is getting out of control. People don't blindly fall for marketing gimmicks!"

Tartine

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.