Breadwinner Enthusiast Pillows

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

The Farmer Sutra.

Come dine with me!

French bread

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Baker

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!

I bake my own bread