Breadcrumb Whisperer Prints

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Reading

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"He's sending an instant message."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Hmmm?!"

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

Snake Charmer

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Artist Paints Sale

'I and my Blog'

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

"You called me Ishmael!"

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

'I see a tender, dark bruise coming your way...' (Balm readers)

Grand Opening

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

Snow-A Thesaurus

"I appreciate your concern, but I'll be fine. I always leave a trail of breadcrumbs whenever I venture in there."

Jones, Pertwee, Leggett and Frink - A Powerful Interest Group.