Breadcrumb Whisperer Mugs

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Reading

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"He's sending an instant message."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"Hmmm?!"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Snake Charmer

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

Artist Paints Sale

'I and my Blog'

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"You called me Ishmael!"

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

Snow-A Thesaurus

'I see a tender, dark bruise coming your way...' (Balm readers)

Grand Opening

"I appreciate your concern, but I'll be fine. I always leave a trail of breadcrumbs whenever I venture in there."

Jones, Pertwee, Leggett and Frink - A Powerful Interest Group.