Bread Making Pillows

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

"Thanks for the starter!"

'Rise.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Baking Bread

"Don't bother your father. He's been in a sourdough mood all day."

Baker

"Wow, fresh bread! Is it ready yet?"

"Can someone give me a hand? I'm very kneady!"

"This bread is one of our best sellers. It's Spelt."

'Remember, don't let the dough rise too long."

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

baker: 'I don't worry about retirement. Every week I put away a little dough.'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

"How are we on bread?"

"The King bought me a breadmaker."

I love buns!

Crusty Bread

SMARMLOAF

'You should know by now that when a customer asks to see your 'bloomers' he's referring to a loaf...'

Bakery. Take time to smell the flour.

Chief Breadwinner.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.