Bread Art Appreciator Pillows

Your bread maker has a yeast infection.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

French bread

Come dine with me!

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Baker

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

J. M. W. Turner

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"