Bravery In Dining Pillows

"Okay - This is your last chance to back out."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

'Your bill sir.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"The last doggy bag."

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"What a slobster."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"A table for two? Would you like chairs with that, madam?"

I'll have a hamburger.

"So you mean to tell me that this business dinner actually involves business?"