Braveheart Bookworm Mugs

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The Bookworm

The DaVinci Code

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Honoré de Balzac

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.