Brave Brace Remover T-Shirts

Thank you, Essential Workers

Shark with Braces.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Fighting COVID

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

For Timely Filing

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

"We couldn't see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector."