Brave Brace Remover Mugs

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Shark with Braces.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Child asking for braces from Santa.

Fighting COVID

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

For Timely Filing

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"